Things I do since I've retired...
Well, for example, the other day I was downtown and went into a shop.
I was only in there five minutes and I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said,"Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "donut eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
The he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care...
I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."