On a lighter note...

Sent to us from a well-seasoned EmployerReport.com reader:

Things I do since I've retired...

Well, for example, the other day I was downtown and went into a shop.

I was only in there five minutes and I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said,"Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "donut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

The he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care...

I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try and have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.